Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Twelve Uses for a Dead Cat?

TWELVE USES FOR A DEAD CAT
by Olivia F


Use its tail for a tie.
Skin it for a coat.
Make a cover for a book.
A lamp shade.
Skin it for a mat.
Use it for a door stop.
Eat it.
Use it for a cricket bat.
Toilet paper.
Make a hat.
Use it for a pillow.
Bury it.

1 comment:

  1. We were looking at the writers blog. Imagine our surprise when we saw this writing! We had a big discussion about uses of a dead cat before we read your poem. We thought
    - it was hilarious
    - it was amazing
    - it was a little bit weird
    - it was unbelievable
    but we loved it .... especially the bit about being a toilet roll holder!

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