Emilia's one breath poem

How to survive a smell in the bathroom

(To be recited in a single breath- if you can!)

First take in as much clean, fresh air as you can
like you are going underwater for the whole day,
then open the door as fast as you would
if there was a fire in your house
then sprint to the window
open it then sit down
and do your number one, two, three or four,
next flush and run out as fast as a spy
clean your hands
and get out of there before
you are discovered.