Mr Walker

Shoes, long and stomping, like elephant’s feet.

Hair, tall, pointy like a hedgehog.

Laugh frightening, loud like a bull.

Tie, stretchy, long, like a giraffe’s neck.

Coffee smells as strong as a girl’s perfume.

He sings so loud that the class on the other

side of the school can hear.

But, not as loud as his violin, which he uses

to brainwash kids.

He’s so wild, that sometimes he steals cakes

from the staffroom.

by Finn D.